I heard through the grapevine that President Trump is the best thing since sliced bread, now I know it’s true.

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Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump speaks in front of a crowd on Jan 19 at the Hansen Agriculture Student Learning Center. At the rally, not only did Trump talk about economic and healthcare reforms, but as was also endorsed by former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin.

Back when President Trump was still candidate Donald Trump he was a hot potato. The Tea Party Republicans were burning the midnight oil trying to defeat him. The RINOs were trying to keep him at bay.

One by one he knocked down all seventeen of his contenders. The divided Republican party found itself between a rock and a hard place. On one hand, they wanted to win the Whitehouse, on the other, they wanted to keep cutting corners.

Candidate Trump hit the nail on the head at every one of his rallies. A far cry from any other Republican candidate, Trump was a successful businessman. A self-made Billionaire who saw that our drastic times called for drastic measures.

His campaign cost much less than his opponents. Many of them spent an arm and a leg trying to defeat him. Donald Trump has mastered the art of killing two birds with one stone.

There was a method to his madness. He swept the primaries and won the Republican nomination. The Democrats were pleased because they thought beating Trump would be a piece of cake.

In the heat of the moment, Ted Cruz couldn’t give Donald Trump the benefit of the doubt. He opposed him after he was nominated. Donald Trump was now fighting on two fronts.

Slowly but surely Republicans would jump on the bandwagon. Even Ted Cruz realized it takes two to tango. Even though Cruz and the Never Trumpers jumped on the bandwagon they still tried to pull the wool over people’s eyes.

The Democrats had no idea that Donald Trump was on the ball. They were about to get a taste of their own medicine. Wikileaks came along and let the cat out of the bag.

Hillary Clinton was busy peeling the egg off of her face. Donald Trump was puddle jumping across the country gaining support. It wasn’t long before the Democrats realized they had bitten off more than they could chew.

In the middle of the campaign, the Democrats went back to the drawing board. The ball was in their court and they decided to add insult to injury. An eleven-year-old video was released by some Never Trumpers who had already missed the boat.

The Democrats cheered. Donald Trump didn’t beat around the bush, he addressed it head on. Wait, What? An honest politician? The people started to realize that Donald Trump was a blessing in disguise!

The people refused to cry over spilled milk. They realized that President Trump had given them a penny for their thoughts. He was listening to the people, and most people realized that Hillary Clinton wasn’t playing with a full deck.

Election night came. The mainstream media said and again “He can’t win.” Our “Polls” tell us that America and Trump don’t see eye to eye.

Very soon they would all learn, you shouldn’t put all of your eggs in one basket. At about three in the morning, the Mainstream Media and Hillary Clinton were feeling under the weather. They waited until the very last second, holding out hope.

In the end, they all learned, you shouldn’t count your chickens until they hatch. Once in a blue moon Good Men Win! So, Donald Trump, quit his day job to serve the people of the United States of America.

That is why we call him President Donald J. Trump, the best things since sliced bread!

He seems to speak our language. So, spread the wealth for everyone to enjoy.

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